when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop
50 shades of text me the fuck back
My pup went swimming today!
i’ve never seen something so accurate
That’s good service.
We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request..
"We had Natalie too, and I know she knows. I couldn’t hold her in the hospital."
fully prepared to fight for sex ed till i keel over dead